Tuesday, December 9, 2008

CLASS CHALET

HELLO 4T2

Apparently, I have just appointed myself as the CLEANER for the class chalet in January 2009. I will rid the toilets of any urine, shit and semen. *Teehee*. I will also mop the floor, clean the kitchen (the mess that Eugene leaves; I am not even talking about food poisoning!). My job includes cleaning the windows, window grilles, doors, door knobs and also the television! So do not worry. And I will take care of the beds too! So don't worry (notice how I repeat myself, *Teehee*). And, since no one has volunteered to help me with the cleaning, I shall appoint some really good people, like Zong Sheng, who looks like a good cleaner himself! I don't think you guys need to pay for hiring a maid or something. At most, those who are going top up $2 to hire two extra maids to help out. YOU DO NOT NEED TO WORRY ABOUT ANY SPECK OF DUST! So for the 4 days and 3 nights, just tell your parents that you can still survive even if you've got asthma! ALL THANKS TO ME AND ZONG SHENG! I love *Teehee* Zong Sheng for helping the class. Other than that, I acknowledge the fact that most of you are afraid that you might still spot any unclean elements. Fret not! DO NOT WORRY, for with me around, everything will be spick and span!

That's all guys!

Yours Sincerely
Demas, the Cleaner

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